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Marrying people and making music and beds

The Story behind The Songs

Lara's first collection of songs and videos is called ‘Album For Ex Lovers’.  

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Lara has a side hustle as a wedding celebrant.  This means she makes money (some at least, she spends most of it on outfits that match the wedding ceremony, like the questionable pastel trouser suit beneath) writing and telling other people's stories of happy ever after.  

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But Lara doesn't have a happy ever after.  Instead she has lots of little love stories, and that's fine by her because she's always enjoyed poems, songs and short stories over, let's say, ‘War and Peace’ or ‘Anna Karenina’.  

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But the little stories don't get to get told out loud to family and friends.  Lara had kept schtumm about the stories of her ex lovers for many a year, but when Covid came all those voices in her head started to get louder and louder, and the ex lovers started clamouring to be let out.  

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And so she's letting them.  Course, they don't get to tell how their stories are told, she does.  

As Lin Manuel Miranda so aptly put it: Who tells your story?  

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If you'd like to listen to or purchase my music that would be just WONDERFUL!  It's available here, I think, or else on Spotify, Amazon, Apple Music etcetera etcetera etcetera.  Just search for Lara and The Birds.  

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Lara as Airbnb host, basking in biscuits.

The upward career trajectory of Lara and The Birds

  • Waitress

  • Office slave

  • Untrained and unqualified teacher of the English language

  • Bar-girl

  • Office slave

  • Au pair

  • Theatre director

  • Untrained and unqualified teacher of drama

  • Office slave

  • Untrained and unqualified teacher of French

  • Untrained and unqualified leader of a choir for old people

  • Qualified (at last!) teacher of generally useful things to know to small people

  • Film director

  • Writer of one single travel article.

  • Cinema and venue manager

  • Cleaner/Bedmaker/Airbnb host

  • Wedding celebrant

  • Singer-songwriter

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Countless Birds

Some Birds

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Patricia

Lara's mum.

Singer of every children's song you've never heard of and transmitter of awful stories from Apple News.

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Dave

Hackney Dweller.  Bread maker.  Former Airbnb guest, guitar player and creator of songs about vampires and chickens.  

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Lizzy

  Shadow puppeteer and fiddler extraordinaire.  Drama teacher and Hebden Bridge hippie.

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Dig Dag & Bruce

Executive producers.  Security unit.  Welfare managers.  Always hungry.

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Didzis

Camera.  Colour grader.  Editor.  Consoler.  Carrier of things.  

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Kev

Definitely not The Muscle.

Must be The Talent.  

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